I am not going to lie.
I was out buying some marijuana today.
I was driving around and a bug landed on my windshield.
I couldn't get him off, and I didn't want to use my wipers.
I then thought,
This bug obstructing my view is Him,
You are the road.
Now, I don't want to hurt anyone but, I am about to crash into a telephone pole.
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maybe if you weren't smoking weed all the time this wouldn't have happened.
ReplyDeleteClearly, the character here was, not high.
ReplyDeletePal, I don't care what you call it, it's ILLEGAL
ReplyDeletemore more.
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